Arizona State University student. Class of 2014. Genuine person. This is just stuff that I posts. A minor reflection of who I am but get to know me. I'm willing to share.
People keep telling me I’m hilarious lately. Well when you’re as ugly as me, like pirates in Captain Phillips ugly, you gotta be funny
Stupid Wal-Mart. All I’m trying to do is turn up at Dave & Busters with my best man for my birthday and they’re making things complicated. I’m trying to twerk in the bowling alley
Zodiacs/horoscopes are pretty stupid but hey! Leo season. Turn Up!
I’ve got a hot date with a rich white man later…Bruce Wayne you freaks. Happy 75th Anniversary to The Dark Knight Detective