I told her run a bubble bath

And float in that motherfucker like a hovercraft

And soak in that motherfucker ‘til I call you back

I mean, who says shit like that, and doesn’t laugh?

"I think American guys tend to be a bit more forward, a bit more chatty and open than the Brits. The Brits seem to have a darker sense of humor, though I have met some Americans who have adopted bits of the British dry sense of humor as well."

(Source: atwellhayley, via ohmygil)